None of the Above For President 2012

Government BY the people and FOR the people

Do you think the word "politics" comes from "poly" meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood sucking little bugs"?

Have you ever thought that our elected officials are not doing the job we elect them to do?

Are you tired of voting for the "lesser of two evils"?

Why is it possible to put together a "Dream Team" for basketball, yet politicians can't figure out which way is up?

Have you ever thought "I could do better then them!" but just didn't know how to start the process?

Well, your day has arrived!

Politics seems to be merely a "game" to most politicians. It's time to beat them at their own game!!!

I am running for President of the United States and there are several cabinet positions available. If you think you have the qualifications for one of these cabinet positions, send me an e-mail and include specific information about your plan and policies. Every submission will be judged for it's validity and considered for addition to our platform.

Send your information NOW!

Our basic policy is KEEP IT SIMPLE and USE YOUR BRAIN!

OFFICE	POLICY/RESPONSIBILITIES	NOMINEE
President	The top guy, head honcho, chief bottle washer.	William Thomas Haigh
Vice President	The #2 guy, and we're NOT talking about bodily functions.	Stacy Collins
Secretary of State	Keeps the country headed in the right direction and operating as a cohesive unit.	Jacque Fresco
Secretary of the Treasury	Managing the country's monetary system.	Ron Paul
Secretary of Defense	Maintaining border security, defending against foreign aggressors.	Scott Atkins
Attorney General	If you have a legal grievance, this is as high as it can go.	James Duane
Secretary of the Interior	Manages land that is owned by the country. Some land is preserved while other land is available for public use.	Tim Bedore
Secretary of Agriculture	Develops new ways to grow and manage food sources.	Joel Saliton
Secretary of Commerce	Keeps the goods and services moving to those who need them.	Art Erickson
Secretary of Labor	Develops and manages people and their skills.	This position is available. Submit your info now!
Secretary of Health and Human Services	Keeps all of us happy and healthy.	Wendell Potter
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development	Keeps everyone with a roof over their head.	Noam Chomsky
Secretary of Transportation	Develops new ways to keep people and goods moving where they need to be going.	This position is available. Submit your info now!
Secretary of Energy	Develops new energy sources and manages those we already have.	Roy McAllistor
Secretary of Education	Ensures that everyone gets an education, develops new training and education programs.	Richard Dawkins
Secretary of Veterans Affairs	Oversees our veterans and the privileges that they've earned. Works hand-in-hand with the Department of Health and human Services as well as the Department of Defense.	Kenneth Hinderliter
Secretary of Homeland Security	This position is incorporated into the Department of Defense.	Joe Arpaio
White House Chief of Staff	Coordinates all of the staff's busy schedules.	George Noory
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency	Protecting the single most valuable asset we have - The planet itself.	This position is available. Submit your info now!
Director of the Office of Management and Budget	A balanced budget is REQUIRED! If this country is going to be successful, then it should be run like a successful company!	G. Edward Griffin
Director of the National Drug Control Policy	<Is this position needed?>	Ted Nugent
United States Trade Representative	<Is this position needed?>	This position is available. Submit your info now!
Chairman, Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System	This entire institution is flawed and is hereby dissolved. Its functions are absorbed into the Department of Treasury.	NOT NEEDED
Commissioner of the Social Security Administration	<Is this position needed?>	David Walker
Director of National Intelligence	<Is this position needed?>	Glenn Beck

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."